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by Belle Schmidt

I paid the fare to go on Safari
to study the habits of Mountain Lion.
Finder led me through the jungle;
trembling and disoriented, I followed

“Do not fear, place your trust in the trackpad.
It’s natural and easy: Let the mouse go.
You are always in control.” These words of
advice, I heard and heeded. I needed them.

After years and years of cohabitation with Dell,
turning away brought separation anxiety. But,
I was swayed by promises of one-click icons, a
camera, music, a dashboard. What’s more,

I’ve got contacts now, tossed my old address book;
I’ve got iCal with color codes, notes and reminders.
I would not lose my way -- a compass would
guide me. A flying hawk would deliver my mail

with its distinctive cry. Google, though invisible
like the Holy Ghost, would always be there for me.
At my fingertips, Pages, iCloud, iPhoto ---idunno?
Into the maze, into the unknown, I bravely go

clutching my Mountain Lion -- for Dummies.

__________________________
Ellen
Ever learning, Everlasting