Abend 360L (short fiction)

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Introducing the Abend 360L

Nanorubber, micro-profile tires that literally unroll as you drive providing constant unbreakable traction across any surface up to and including vertical ones.
Venturi-effect, hyper-noozleated gas plasma fuel injection for an extra 20 brake horsepower even in a complete vacuum.
Cobalt titanium piston cozies hand polished by the descendants of the oldest families of piston cozy polishers in Patagonia.
The Abend 360L purchase price includes a lifetime subscription Abend's proprietary in-flight refueling service making concerns about gas mileage a thing of the past.
A spherical, fluid-cushioned, magnetically-levitated passenger cabin to keep you protected from every conceivable collision and indeed unaware of contact with anything the size of a newspaper delivery boy or smaller.
The Abend 360L is a hyper-engineered 5500lb miracle of modern science that has been laboratory proven to get to your caramel macchiato 310 milliseconds faster than any other production vehicle. Guaranteed.
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