If the World was Designed for Bicycles

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davew's picture

You would ride past and not be offended
By a road sign announcing "car lane ended"

Roads would be narrow and sidewalks supersized
Cops would have flat bellies and muscular thighs

Forget carburetors, mufflers, the rest
Only Taco Bell would make you fail an emissions test

One wonders what TV would advertise
Keeping up with the Joneses requires only exercise

No repair would require extensive addition
Hundred bucks would get you a new transmission

Only Italian mobsters would need oil changes
Body shops would just sell band-aidses

Fitness membership would pale as a perk
We'd burn plenty of fat just getting to work

Ceasing to smoke would become rather easy
The smokes will go out in any slight breezy

We'd fear road rash above road rage
The speed limit could be your age

Bumper stickers would have to go on your butt
Make it a little more awkward to heart your mutt

Drunk driving would be a crime self-correcting.
Ditto doing your makeup and cellular texting.

Teenagers won't ask to borrow your keys
You'll have no worries about a backseat disease

Kids get their learner's permit at three
Drive themselves at four leaving you free

To wash some clothes, or perhaps mow the grass
Have a cold beer or just sit on your ass.

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